Life for you has been less than kind

An obvious disinterest
a barely managed smile
A deep nod in agreement
a status quo exile
I shirk my obligations
I miss all your deadlines
I excel at quitting early
and fucking up my life

love-phd:

Oh my god, I just died laughing….

cybermensch:

bogsaint:

in the new fairly oddparents movie

timmy turner dies

and becomes a fairy

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awwww-cute:

My cat likes to jump for the ball while playing fetch

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bace-jeleren:

talk-crafty-to-me:

I will never stop loving this

i FINALLY FOUND IT

NO DONT WORRY FRIEND I WAS MESSED UP IN THE HOSPITAL BUT I AM A OK NOW PLEASE DONT FRET

NO DONT WORRY FRIEND I WAS MESSED UP IN THE HOSPITAL BUT I AM A OK NOW PLEASE DONT FRET

dorkprincess2001:

macklemorgan:

notforthetoweringdead:

"If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists"

*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time

Do we really???

yes are you kidding

omgtsn:

omgtsn:

damightycash:

damightycash:

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why are you celebrating january 10th

i’ve made a mistake

raisehelia:

deathbyyuri:

+

ooh my goddddd

carribeanheaux:

holaqueridamber:

the-chandelier-swing:

Favorite review of Dear White People so far

What kinda uncle tom teas lordt

Ok am i the only one convinced this is some white anonymous commenter shit tho

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

thecutestofthecute:

fifisfantasticnewz:

THATS THE CUTEST THING I SEEN IN MY LIFE

What is this potato trying to do???

Holy shit that’s Keith David

—anytime a character is voiced by Keith David (via dragonjaw)